Clockwork Elves

"We toil endlessly behind the scenes of physical existence forever tending to the intricately balanced inner mechanisms of the multiverse to keep the fabric of reality from falling apart." -- (Clockwork Elf)

The Clockwork Elves are a species of aliens that reside in the Astral Plane of Ascension. Their primary job is to keep the fabric of reality from falling apart. They also hold the cosmic truth which is a notion so strong that you completely forget it the moment you leave the astral plane.

They flipped off Joe Rogan.